At mothers’ group the other day, one of the mums showed us her breasts no less than four times. I don’t know why, but I chose to share this with my husband, which is exactly the kind of thing that makes him perk up a little and say “I should come to mothers’ group a [...]
Archive for November, 2008
Boob-a-licious
Posted in Confessing, tagged Bollywood-themed parties, boobalicious, etiquette, Hooters, humor, humour, mild-mannered lawyers, mothers group, surgically enhanced breasts on November 30, 2008 | 11 Comments »
The NDM Guide to No Longer Writing NDM Guides
Posted in NDM Guide To..., tagged blogging, humour, Indecent Daniel Craig fantasies, irresponsible tagging, Joaquin Phoenix, lactating asian babes, misleading tagging, readers on November 28, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Dear Readers,
I am writing to inform you that I am not going to write a post today. You see I’ve come down with a bad case of blog-fatigue. I was going to get my mum to write me a note to excuse me from today’s post, but then I thought I should probably do it [...]
The Big Steal
Posted in Venting, tagged Australia Day, über-fizz, burglary, humor, humour, junkies, Men in Uniform, middle-class princess, my new plan to get thin, robbery, Spinoza on November 27, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Yesterday morning I discovered that I had left the Love Bus unlocked for 19 hours with my handbag on the front seat. I think my wallet poking out the top of the bag was visible from outer space and yet, the bag remained there on the seat all night, untouched. Take that “Friendliest Street in [...]
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