Imagine my excitement when I heard that Twitter is being overrun by robots.
“At last!” I thought to myself, “The robot uprising has begun!”
I was imagining something kind of like “The Terminator” and that Flight of The Conchords song set in “the distant future, the year 2000.” But my friend Mr C set me straight.
Apparently these robots [...]
Archive for May, 2009
Evil Dead Cat Robot
Posted in Just plain strange, tagged Ashton Kutcher, desperate attempts to get more traffic to my blog, evil genius, humor, Internet Phenomenon, lactating asian babes, Mr Tweet, robot uprising, robots on twitter, The Terminator, tweeting, twitter on May 29, 2009 | 6 Comments »
XXX Marks The Spot
Posted in Just plain strange, tagged alienating my male readership, Hollywood tells lies, humor, humour, inadvertently making your friend look at porn, post-pornmatic stress, Robert Newton, talking like a pirate, Tony Danza tattoo, twitter on May 27, 2009 | 11 Comments »
What do you do when a heterosexual man shatters one of your illusions? You inadvertently make him look at some hardcore man-on-man porn, that’s what.
Recently I was on the phone to my friend MM, who was in the middle of playing pirates with his son Master D. Turns out Master D had just done [...]