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Imagine my excitement when I heard that Twitter is being overrun by robots.
“At last!” I thought to myself, “The robot uprising has begun!”
I was imagining something kind of like “The Terminator” and that Flight of The Conchords song set in “the distant future, the year 2000.” But my friend Mr C set me straight.
Apparently these robots [...]

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It all started with The Pixie saying something innocent like “The Duck One’s coming shopping!”. And, because I was running late enough as it was and didn’t have time to have That Battle with her, I pretended I didn’t hear her and that might have been that. But eight hours later, just as I was [...]

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What do you do when a heterosexual man shatters one of your illusions? You inadvertently make him look at some hardcore man-on-man porn, that’s what.  
Recently I was on the phone to my friend MM, who was in the middle of playing pirates with his son Master D. Turns out Master D had just done [...]

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