Sell Out Performance

Ever been on national television with your hair disturbingly unbrushed and your bra showing?
I have.
Ever pimped your children on national television in order to get free stuff?
I have. 
Ever said when being interviewed for national television that “If the eyes are the window to the soul, then the front yard is the window to your home..” [...]

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Osteo-Blah-Blah-Blah

Okay, okay, so it turns out I have osteaoarthritis. But please don’t ask me anything about it because I honestly don’t remember anything about my diagnosis other than my doctor saying:
“Looks like you’re getting osteoarthritis… blah blah blah blah… of course it’s easily confused with osteoparosis… blah blah blah… will probably spread across all of [...]

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What Lies Ahead

There’s one thing that a Not Drowning Mother of small children dreads more than a Gastro Trifecta (that’s three children vomiting in the same night for the uninitiated) and that’s The Teenage Years. (*Shudder*). And I have good reason to dread those years: The Pixie, at the ripe old age of four and a half, [...]

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