Comments on: The Seven Seconds Theory

By: faemom

faemom — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:33:06 +0000

I believe it. I was raised with boys. They’re animals.
As for one who became with sex for twenty-four hours, it went something like this: Please explain the major patriarchs of the – sex- Hebrew Bible. sex. Well, that would be -sex- Abraham-sex-no, I don’t know where your chemistry -sex-book is-is-it-sex-hot-in-here-sex-I’m-trying to study-sex-for-finals. Very annoying.
I also don’t believe my huband thinks about sex that much. It’s worse. Every seven seconds.

By: alantru

alantru — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:33:41 +0000

I don't agree with this seven second theory ( tits ). It's a generalization that I find offensive ( Oh yeah, baby, offend me, nipples! ). I'll let it pass ( Hahaha sex sex sex! whoopee! I need ass! ). Thank you ( Howl! Romp! Sex act! Hubba hubba nasty nasty! )

By: Mr Trivia

Mr Trivia — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 06:23:30 +0000

Look, we’re not thinking of sex EVERY SEVEN SECONDS.

At least it ain’t necessarily sex as a big ticket item Sometimes, it’s in the background, a diffuse kind of thought like, “Wow, Georgie Gardner’s hair is looking great today”, while we are simultaneously hatin’ on Karl Stefanovic (Today Show, non-TV watchers).

Or we might be thinking, that the sex with two women scenario sounds pretty exhausting and quite likely to tax our small stores of ingenuity. Which hyperactive fratboy came up with this little gem, anyway?

So although technically we’re thinking about sex whilst we should be doing data entry or perhaps building a retaining wall, I would argue that for some of us, it’s sexesque or sexish thinking rather than some full on porny bass guitar scenario.

I mean seriously, we need the mental space to pursue pointless crap like improving our online gaming prowess or understanding sporting trivia with greater nuance and precision. All this sexy thinkin’ is just going to get in the way of that.

By: Not Drowning Mother

Not Drowning Mother — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:13:26 +0000

Oh, Xanderley, you got it in one.

But perhaps the seven seconds theory is why men can’t multi-task.

By: xanderley

xanderley — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:50:27 +0000

Sorry Mystery v you’ll have to tell your bf that thinking one thing and doing another is not mult-tasking – it’s still only DOING one thing! Unless he thinks watching tv and breathing is multi-tasking??

Let me know when he can cook dinner, help with homework, unload the dishwasher, find the remote, answer unending stream of nonsense questions from child without homework, pack school lunches for next day and twitter at the same time!!!