I always find the best way to unwind from hosting a Ben 10-themed party for 14 screaming kids is to take a trip to the local monster mall. Yes: on a Saturday.
To help you out a little here: imagine my mind is a little like a snowdome where my thoughts gently float around in the [...]
Archive for August, 2009
The Ben Tense Party
Posted in Learning, tagged Ben 10, Ben 10-themed party, birthday party, broken spirit, childrens parties, humor, humour, parenting, party planning for kids, pinatas, shopping mall bitch-fightin' on August 31, 2009 | 13 Comments »
Winding Down (Just A Little)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged "night of night posts", acai berry, Big'n'Busty Babushkas, blog stats, blogaversary, blogging, blogging fatigue, cyrillic spam, humor, humour on August 28, 2009 | 42 Comments »
It is upon us: it’s been almost one year since The NDM burst onto the internet with her children’s bottoms a-blazin’. Yes, it’s my blog-a-versary! By rights, I should be writing this in my birthday suit except, well, I don’t want to frighten the kids unnecessarily.
So how did this happen? How did I find myself [...]
The So-Called “Benefits” of Pet Ownership
Posted in Confessing, tagged benefits of pet ownership, blaming the cat, broken sleep, cat diahrrea, humor, humour, pet ownership, pets, shouting, vomiting cats on August 27, 2009 | 22 Comments »
Here’s my confession: the joys and benefits of Pet Ownership are somewhat eluding me right now.
Let’s put it this way: if you were to get all the Happy Pet Owners of Australia and gather them together in the Melbourne Cricket Ground, I would not come along to your little pet-lovin’ shindig. So don’t bother inviting [...]
