Wasted

When all is said and done, I like to think I give good facebook. Why, just the other day, my status update read: [The NDM] got dressed up, went to the city, drank cocktails, watched a great show, drank more cocktails, didn’t fall over, caught the bus home and threw up. In that order. Which [...]

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The NDM Children’s Vomit Scale

Like many of my best ideas, the concept for the NDM Children’s Vomit Scale came from some quality piss-farting-about time on Twitter. You see, I recently found myself boasting to twitter friend and blogging peer Mister Trivia that, thanks to my Famous Vomiting Children, there wasn’t much about vomit that I didn’t know.  “Why, I could [...]

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There is a Naked Man In My Garden

The other night we came home to find a very strange message on our answering machine. “There is a naked man in my garden,” spoke a child-like, slightly-accented, other-worldly voice that sent shivers down my spine. “Who the hell is that?” my husband asked. I had no idea. So we listened to the message again. [...]

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