So, it’s official. We have a NEW CAR to replace The Love Bus, now dearly departed (see “The Long Journey Home“). This is the first time I have ever experienced this NEW CAR feeling. By the time I got my license to drive in the winter of 2007, The Love Bus had already been with [...]
Archive for October, 2009
That NEW CAR Feeling
Posted in And introducing..., tagged being videotaped while heavily sedated, humor, humour, inflicting pain, infomercial testimonials, oral surgery, pain, that NEW CAR feeling, The Love Bus, the power of walk-through, The Star Wagon, the whole basket ball in mouth challenge on October 30, 2009 | 23 Comments »
Who’s Counting?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dieting, drinking, drinking responsibly, humor, humour, Key Alcoholic Beverage Opportunities, overcoming overeating, parenting, The Count, The Noo-Noo, unhealthy relationship with food and drink on October 28, 2009 | 37 Comments »
One of the hardest things for me over the past week has been my medication management post-oral surgery. The antibiotics I’m on are supposed to be taken four times a day half an hour before food and two hours after I last ate. “Shuh!” I commented to a friend. “Two hours since I last ate?? [...]
A Day At The Races
Posted in Confessing, tagged cougar lovin', door bitch, drunk in public, fascinator, gambling and drinking, horse racing, humor, humour, placing $2 bets in 20 cent coins, The Mild-Mannered Lawyer on October 26, 2009 | 11 Comments »
When I originally accepted an invitation to the Members Area at The Races with the freshly-single Mild-Mannered Lawyer, I imagined that I would mostly be there on some kind of security detail. You know, screening the menfolk as they approached her: “Sorry, your shoes are too beige, git away back!… How much do you earn? [...]




