I learnt the hard way when I was seventeen that “Tunisian Blonde” essentially meant “pink hair”. You’d think the ensuing weeks of walking around looking like Stephanie from Lazy Town might have put me off dying my hair for life, but alas, no. Last weekend I found myself unexpectedly alone in the house for twenty [...]
Archive for May, 2010
The Inflatable Brad Pitt
Posted in Just plain strange, tagged beards that look like pubic hair and are in fact made OF pubic hair, flash mobs, hardhitting journalism, humor, humour, Inflatable Brad Pit, interviews with inflatable celebrities, why nobody will ever publish me, Wiggles bandaids on May 28, 2010 | 66 Comments »
It’s recently come to my attention that I’m not being taken seriously as a writer and that my blog is being pigeon-holed as a “parenting blog”. To show that there’s more to me and my blog, I decided to have an up-close and personal chat with an inflatable doll dressed up as Brad Pitt. ________________________ [...]
The Wow Factor
Posted in Boasting, tagged 40th birthday parties, fashionista friends, humor, humour, lamenting my lack of winner's sash, looking like a guest at Carrie's Prom Night, mumsy-opshop-chic-zombie look, sceptres that double as receptacles for vodka, wardrobe dilemma on May 25, 2010 | 32 Comments »
One of the benefits of having small children is that you never have to worry about grooming yourself. Most mornings I leave the house looking not so much like I’d just rolled out of bed but that the bed had rolled over me and vomited its breakfast all over me in the process. By the [...]




