Picture Perfect

It recently came to my attention – I’m not sure quite how – that there was a page on Facebook called “If I knew you were coming I’d of baked a cake.. LOL jk I’d of locked the door ” which 136,668 people had apparently ‘liked’ enough to click a button with the word ‘LIKE’ [...]

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In The Swing Of Things

I’m a good mother. No really, I am! I read to my kids, I give them hugs and kisses when they’re hurt, I go to school assembly when they’re getting ‘Pupil Of The Week’ and blah blah blah and so on and so forth. HOWEVER, whenever I have to push a small child on a [...]

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My Husband’s New Mistress

My husband has taken on a new mistress. He likes to stroke and pinch her lovingly at the breakfast table, right in front of his own wife and children. Yes, my husband has gotten himself an internet and multimedia-enabled smartphone. Not an iPhone, mind. An iPhone-a-like. He says it’s called an Android and it’s better [...]

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