Please direct any complaints to The Fabulous Miss Jones because she officially broke me last night.
In other news, I woke up this morning wearing her ring so I think we might be going steady now.
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Twitterin’
- One of the resident eccentrics in Footscray just complimented me on the shortness and cleanliness of my fingernails. I'm walking on air. Twittered 1 week ago
- @BrissieDeb Ha! I made you google something... The power! THE POWER!!! But seriously, it does look like a clitoris, right? Twittered 1 week ago
- @beecee I really do give the greatest gifts to the world... Twittered 1 week ago
- Also, once you realise that the Lululemon logo looks like a clitoris, well... let's just say, there's no going back from that place. Twittered 1 week ago
- Why I didn't join the gym years ago is probably pretty obvious from this post @InThePowderRoom ow.ly/lG2h0 #gym Twittered 1 week ago
sad and am going to Track down the Fabulous Miss Jones and give her a nipple cripple.
She’s quite tall and wears impossibly high heels so be prepared to have to reach up high, okay?
As long as our deal to get broke on Thursday night comes off, you are forgiven.
As long as I don’t have to even look askance at another bottle of alcohol between now and then, you’re on.
There’s a pattern forming here! My husband also once woke sporting one of those 3 famous rings.
Three? That’s practically knuckle-buster territory.
Ummmm Ahhhh! LOL
Ummmmmm ahhhhhh, indeed. And then “bleerrggggghhhh”.
I’ve no idea what’s going on here, so I’ll just tiptoe out…..
(^_^)
I don’t blame you… but if you come back, could you bring me two panadol and a two litre bottle of coke? There’s a love…