People say I’ve dropped off the face of the earth. Turns out the bowels of the earth still has a great internet connection.
Here are some of the pieces I’ve been writing elsewhere lately:
Santa’s Bitch – I don’t know about you but I’m sick of covering Santa’s arse and letting him get all the glory.
Surviving December: Five Top Tips – “Stick to white spirits… They stain less when spilt” and other sage advice for getting through the silly season.
My Five Fantasy Washing Machine Settings – I’m revolutionising laundry, one cycle setting at a time.
Melissa Who? – I always thought Melissa George was that girl from E-Street who sang ‘Read My Lips’. Apparently I was wrong.
To catch up on all NDM-flavoured pieces on ‘In The Powder Room’, click here.
To catch up on all NDM-infected pieces over at ‘JustB Australia’, click here.
And to catch up on the world of knitted facial hair, click here.