Posted in Phoning It In on March 20, 2013 |
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If I didn’t hate the word ‘ramblings’ so much when applied to writing, I’d call the following links ramblings. But I won’t. Because I’m an arsehole like that.
Here’s some stuff I said somewhere other than here:
The mighty keyboard – Watch yourself: I’ve discovered on-line complaint forms.
What-The-Fuck-Dot-Com – A post about a photo of a woman breastfeeding dogs… and other web-based adventures.
Shitting where you eat – Sometimes revenge is a dish best served in a toilet.
Spectacular! – Choosing new glasses when you can’t wear your glasses to choose them is only the beginning…
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Posted in Phoning It In on December 10, 2012 |
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People say I’ve dropped off the face of the earth. Turns out the bowels of the earth still has a great internet connection.
Here are some of the pieces I’ve been writing elsewhere lately:
Santa’s Bitch – I don’t know about you but I’m sick of covering Santa’s arse and letting him get all the glory.
Surviving December: Five Top Tips – “Stick to white spirits… They stain less when spilt” and other sage advice for getting through the silly season.
My Five Fantasy Washing Machine Settings – I’m revolutionising laundry, one cycle setting at a time.
Melissa Who? – I always thought Melissa George was that girl from E-Street who sang ‘Read My Lips’. Apparently I was wrong.
To catch up on all NDM-flavoured pieces on ‘In The Powder Room’, click here.
To catch up on all NDM-infected pieces over at ‘JustB Australia’, click here.
And to catch up on the world of knitted facial hair, click here.
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