There must be something very calming about the final 50 metre stretch to my front door. As babies and toddlers, my children would remain stoically awake (i.e. screaming) for the entire journey – whether it be 3 minutes or 3 hours long – until those last 50 metres, when their eyelids would grow suddenly heavy [...]
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Trucky-Ucky-Ucky-Uck!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged attempting The Transfer, car games, falling asleep in the car, humor, humour, On The Road NDM-style, parenting, road trip, strategies for keeping children awake in the car, weird-arse Japanese game shows on November 23, 2009 | 20 Comments »
King Hair
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bristol Temple Meads Station, holding hands with a prince, humor, humour, naming your child, parenting, personal grooming standards, romance, stalking on November 20, 2009 | 14 Comments »
It just so happens that we have a friend who shares the same name as Mr Justice – let us call this friend Poetic Justice (or PJ for short).
You might think this is coincidental but in fact we knew PJ long before Mr Justice burst into our world and he actually helped us settle on [...]
Five-Under-Six
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged crapping dacks, disabled toilets, five-under-six, humor, humour, museums and children, parenting, toilet management, toilet stops, why superheroes have sidekicks on November 18, 2009 | 10 Comments »
You’d think preschool children who hung out with each other a lot would synchronise their toilet-trips in much the same manner women synchronise menstral cycles. But, no.
Just the other day, I ventured to the science museum with five children, all under the age of six. And look, before you say anything, I thought it was [...]