Been meaning to post a link to the Shoe of the Week post I did a while back at the fabulous Gabfran’s blog “Caveat Calcei” (which I believe to be Latin for “Sexy Lawyer Lady With Serious Shoe Fetish”).
Which is all just another way of saying “Ooh, look at me! I’m so important now that I’m doing guest posts! La-di-dah!”
And we all know that guest posts are just the beginning of my meteoric rise to fame. And then my rapid demise, after the tabloids reveal me to be a middle-aged man living in Stoke-on-Trent who’s into kittens wearing leathers. Followed by my humble redemption somewhere in the back pages of The Australian Women’s Weekly. And then before we all know it, I’ll be doing the after-dinner speaker circuit and making everyone wish they’d never invited me with all my casual banter about Type 4 vomit…
Anyway, in case you missed that link it was
. Check it out.