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I have just spent the last two hours clicking around this blog, much like the hero of a zombie film wandering through the deserted city streets. For some reason, the abandoned cars that inevitably line the streets of those films always get to me.  They hint of stories untold.

Fortunately, however, this blog is full of stories that *have* been told and I thought I would share some of them now – as a way of  punctuating this blog once and for all.

Enjoy.

Life At A Funeral

The Silent Red Ninja

The NDM Guide to Making Piñatas

Fire

The Email (A Short Story)

The Cupboard Rarely Opened

The NDM Children’s Vomit Scale

Sorry, It’s School Policy

The Finger Of Blame

First Born

A Normal Person

Mother’s Day  – Episode Two

The Inflatable Brad Pitt

The Gallery of Domestic Godlessness

 

If I didn’t hate the word ‘ramblings’ so much when applied to writing, I’d call the following links ramblings. But I won’t. Because I’m an arsehole like that.

Here’s some stuff I said somewhere other than here:

The mighty keyboard –  Watch yourself: I’ve discovered on-line complaint forms.

What-The-Fuck-Dot-Com – A post about a photo of a woman breastfeeding dogs… and other web-based adventures.

Shitting where you eat – Sometimes revenge is a dish best served in a toilet.

Spectacular! – Choosing new glasses when you can’t wear your glasses to choose them is only the beginning…

Dear readers,

You’ll be pleased to know I’ve been exercising my writing muscles on a range of topics over at ‘In The Powder Room’ including:

MENSTRUATION 101
All the things I wish I hadn’t had to learn the hard way.

Ten ways my kids annoy the shit out of me
Kids. Gotta love ’em… or do you? Well, yes, of course you do… but then again…

Simple systems for everyday life
For every domestic problem, there is a solution: wine.

Love,

The NDM