The Not Drowning Mother (NDM) has got three children (Mr Justice, 8, The Pixie, 6, and Tiddles McGee, 4) and she hasn’t managed to have a shower today, let alone brush her hair. Have you got a problem with that??
She once lived in London, drank pints of lager, wore groovy clothes and laughed a lot. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Nowadays, she lives in an unfashionable suburb of a large Australian city, drinks pints of cheap fizz, favours “op-shop chic” and still laughs a lot, although often her laughter turns into uncontrollable sobbing.
She heartily welcomes all comments on her blog, particularly the flattering ones. If you would prefer to contact her via a less public forum, please feel free to email her at firstname.lastname@example.org
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